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Tim Hawkins' 'Things You Don't Say To Your Wife' Song Is Hilarious

You have to listen to this hilarious parody song from Tim Hawkins titled Things You Don't Say To Your Wife.' Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And where'd you get those shoes? I think they're pretty lame Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you don't say to your wife Christian comedian Tim Hawkins has been married for quite a while, so he knows a thing or two about what not to do in marriage. And you can't help but laugh when you hear this song he wrote called 'Things You Don't Say To Your Wife'. Tim starts off the song by playing his guitar and saying, I did the choreography myself. He has the room laughing right from the beginning of his act! The song Things You Don't Say To Your Wife' follows the same tune as Good Riddance by the band Green Day that was released in 1997. Tims version just has much more hilarious lyrics. There are three segments throughout the song of things not to say. Some of them include I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday, I didn't ask you 'cause I knew it'd be OK and go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show, I taped it over our old wedding video. As Tim is singing these funny lyrics, the people in the audience are just cracking up! Im sure many of them are married and know that things would not turn out well in their relationships if these words were actually exchanged! We hope that you enjoyed watching this video and it was able to make you laugh today!

The Challenge Flag - Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits and Bits

From Tim Hawkins' "Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits" - Get it now at Tim's online store: http://bit.ly/JgeuBp - This new 2 DVD collection of Tim's best includes 3+ hours of live songs, stand-up bits, and music videos + BONUS rare archived footage from his early career.

Daren Streblow: Oh, Buddha!

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker_gg/daren-streblow/ to learn more about Daren Streblow and The Grable Group.Daren Strebow ruminates on the challenges of being a Christian. Noting how easily everyone takes his God's name in vain.

Cletus Take the Reel - Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits and Bits

From Tim Hawkins' "Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits" - Get it now at Tim's online store: http://bit.ly/JgeuBp - This new 2 DVD collection of Tim's best includes 3+ hours of live songs, stand-up bits, and music videos + BONUS rare archived footage from his early career.

Slap Ya Mama - Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits and Bits

From Tim Hawkins' "Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits" - Get it now at Tim's online store: http://bit.ly/JgeuBp - This new 2 DVD collection of Tim's best includes 3+ hours of live songs, stand-up bits, and music videos + BONUS rare archived footage from his early career.

Yoga Pants - Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits and Bits

From "Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits", the new 2 DVD collection of Tim Hawkins' best. Includes 3+ hours of live songs, stand-up bits, and music videos + BONUS rare archived footage from Tim's early career. Get it now at Tim's online store: http://bit.ly/JgeuBp

Order at Starbucks - Tim Hawkins Greatest Hits and Bits

From "Greatest Hits & Greatest Bits", the new 2 DVD collection of Tim Hawkins' best. Includes 3+ hours of live songs, stand-up bits, and music videos + BONUS rare archived footage from Tim's early career. Get it now at Tim's online store: http://bit.ly/JgeuBp

The Art of Anthony Griffith: Proof That Comedy Defeats Tragedy Every Time

Go to thegrablegroup.com/funny-clean-comedians/ to learn more about finding comics and booking clean comedians.Despite the tragedy and hardships Anthony Griffith has faced at various stages of his life, he manages to keep eliciting huge laughs from every kind of audience. As such, an Anthony Griffith performance isn’t merely entertaining; it’s inspiring and rousing.

How In The World Do You Book a Comedian?

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/funny-clean-comedians/ to learn more about finding comics and booking clean comedians.Booking clean comedy can be a challenge in today's entertainment climate. Everyone use's blue language every now and then. Well, everyone except Taylor Mason.

Married with Children | Jeff Allen

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker_gg/comedian-jeff-allen-comedian/ to learn more about Jeff Allen and The Grable Group.Jeff Allen has an act that is down to earth, upbeat and refreshing. He discusses the humorous aspects of being over 40 and married with children.

High Energy Entertainment | Thor Ramsey

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker_gg/thor-ramsey/ to learn more about Thor Ramsey and The Grable Group.Thor Ramsey is a very successful comedian and entertainer on the stage and behind his desk. He is high energy entertainment. When Thor Ramsey is performing humor for an audience, his facial expressions are always intriguing and entertaining.

Inspirational Comedy from Steve Geyer

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker_gg/steve-geyer/ learn more about booking Steve Geyer and The Grable Group.Steve Geyer is the type of comedian that gives his audience the raw but clean facts of life with a comedic twist. He tells stories about his marriage and the things that make married life comical.

The Funny Comedy of Keith Alberstadt

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/funny-clean-comedians/ to learn more about finding comics and booking clean comedians.Keith Alberstadt provides a refreshing perspective on dating, popular celebrities and growing up in Tennessee using funny comedy.

Funny Jokes about Marriage | Ron Pearson

Go to http://thegrablegroup.com/speaker_gg/ron-pearson/ to learn more about Ron Pearson and The Grable Group.Ron Pearson always has funny jokes about marriage. Pearson has been involved in stand-up comedy for over 20 years and often appears on television.

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