Comedians

A comedian gave his hysterical reason for why he misses the America of the past. He particularly longs for the time of his youth and how people responded to certain situations. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why comedian Jeff Alen wants to return to an America of a bygone era. Most people wish they could turn back time. They want to return to a period when things were simpler and life was supposedly less complicated and more straightforward. People will often describe whatever period they long for and have in their mind as the good old days. But people often romanticize the past and remember things better than they actually were. Everyone does this to a certain extent because we all wish to pause or reverse time. No one wants to get older; aging is not much fun. Who wouldnt want to return to a time when they were much younger? In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff explains his hilarious reason for wanting to go back to the days of his youth, before the lawyers took it over and ruined it on us. He explains that there was much less supervision and oversight. Children were allowed to get hurt, and people really didnt take much action. In fact, he describes a situation in which an adult even assisted in a situation that was likely to end with him getting injured. We all did dumb things, he said. Thats how you learned not to do dumb things. You do dumb things, it hurts, and you learn not to do it. Later in the clip, Jeff mentions an instance where he was looking to perform a science experiment of sorts. He wanted to see what would happen when he put dry ice in a jar. When I was 12, someone told me get a ball jar, a canning jar, he said. Find some dry ice, put it in the jar, put the lid on it. So, I said, Whats going to happen? They said, Its going to blow up. And I said, Cool, where do I get dry ice at? And they said, The ice cream man. Jeff adds that he found an ice cream man nearby and explained what he was doing to the guy selling the frozen treats, and what was likely to happen. The man selling ice handed over the dry ice without any hesitation. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian hilariously explained why he and his wife married so young. He said their rush to tie the knot was mainly because of him. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear Dustin Nickerson's reason for wanting to get hitched so young. Marriage should not be rushed or entered into without very serious thought and contemplation. It's a life-changing commitment and promise, vowing to remain with this person regardless of whatever life may throw in our direction. As everyone knows, that commitment and promise will be tested as couples encounter life's many ups and downs. However, it's time to act when you have found that special person and have come to that decision after much thought and prayer. Yes, marriage is a big move and decision, but it's so fulfilling and rewarding, particularly when you have found the right person. Anyone who is married will agree wholeheartedly. Sure, it requires a lot of time and work, but anything worthwhile does, and marriage is certainly worth it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin shares that he and his wife were young when they decided to tie the knot. While he does not mention how young they were when they got married, he does share why he chose to say, I do, as a young man. We got married really young, he said. The reason we got married young is because I fell for a girl way out of my league, and I found out she was into me, and I thought, 'I need to make this legally binding.' I need this woman to swear to God that she'll never leave me. While Dustin's comment about getting married so young because his now-wife is way out of his league, every man will know and understand this situation. They are out of our league, yet they want to be with us for some reason. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Chris Tomlin hilariously told comedian John Crist how he handles bad songs. The popular Christian music artist has a particular way of dealing with songs that arent up to his standards. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Chris and John discuss his actions when hearing songs that will not make the album. Human beings are a fallen, imperfect group, in case you werent already aware of that fact. We all stumble and fall, even after weve asked for forgiveness and accepted Christ. We remain human, still 100 percent capable of making mistakes or errors. You have your failures and flaws, and I have my share. Because perfection is an impossibility for humanity, that also includes our work. Nothing we say or do will be perfect, 100 percent on target. While everyone should take pride in their work product and output, that will also not be perfect. But some of what we produce will be noticeably better than others. This also includes the songs created by musicians, as a clip posted on YouTube makes perfectly clear. In the video, Chris appeared on Johns podcast, Net Positive. At one point during their conversation, John raised the topic of songwriting, specifically bad songwriting. He asked the longtime popular Christian musician about his process for handling songs that are not up to his standardthe ones that will not make it onto the record. Chris had a hilarious response, sharing how he prefers to handle those kinds of situations. Like if you write hits, there have to be some that dont make it, John said. Theres a lot, Chris said. Theres a lot. Theres way more that dont make it. Way more. But are you the guy who says, or you just kind of let it play out when the write sessions over? John asked. I let it play out, just my personality, Chris said. I just let it play out. Im going, Theres no chance. This song has no chance to see the light of day,' Chris added. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

Nate Bargatze thinks his parents may have been living in their rented house the wrong way. The popular funnyman shared the unbelievably hilarious reason for his odd belief about his parents. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what specific thing led Nate to arrive at this strange conclusion. Most people still consider home ownership part of the American dream. Honestly, who doesnt want a place to call their own? Renting is a nice alternative, but home ownership is often the goal. Sadly, with the increase in the price of nearly everything imaginable, owning a home for some individuals will always remain a dream. Whether you own or rent, securing shelter to protect yourself from the elements is vital. To make a house feel like a home, most people will decorate it in a way that makes it feel cozy and inviting. However, as Nate explains in a clip posted on YouTube, its always a good idea to figure out which way is the front of the house first. In the video, he says his parents rented a home when he was born. But his father mentioned something rather odd about their home: the front door was a sliding glass door. However, the houses back door was a standard door that locks and unlocks as normal. Nate has a working theory that might help explain his parents strange front door. And they said the front door of the home was a sliding glass door, and I was like, That doesnt make sense, Nate said. Like, how do you even lock it? You can only lock those with a pole. He then asked his parents a critical question about the house. I was like, Are you sure you did not live in this home backwards? Nate asked. That makes more sense to me than your front door being a sliding glass door. And theyre like, No, thats what it was. And I was like, What did the back door look like? And they go, A regular door. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence brought the laughs as a pair of tourists looking for stars. The comedic legends flex their considerable funny muscles in this laugh-out-loud, hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip in which Carol and Vicki are two tourists hoping to see celebrities. When meeting someone new, one of the first questions asked or topics discussed is what someone does for a living. To a certain extent, we all define ourselves by our professions. We describe ourselves to others by stating that we are this or that, our 9-5, Monday through Friday position. People then attach a certain level of value and prestige depending on the perceived importance of the position. Jobs with a certain level of visibility are considered more interesting, exciting and important, as are those who hold those positions. Its that line of thinking for why many people put actors and actresses on a pedestal, looking at them as almost mythical, otherworldly beings. The truth is that they are just like you and me, but they appear on television and recite lines written by someone else. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol and Vicki are on vacation and looking for stars of stage and screen. The skit begins with the pair entering the famed Brown Derby in Hollywood. Because they arent famous, they are treated with disdain and contempt, but neither seems too bothered by the restaurant staffs annoyance at their presence. Moments after they are seated, the ladies spot a star. Legendary Hollywood actress Rita Hayworth, accompanied by her agent, enters the restaurant and sits at a table in the center of the room. Ritas presence in the restaurant is too much for Carol and Vicki to ignore. They must say hello and get an autograph. But Carol is not done. She continues to interact with the actress and disrupt her meal. Right before the skit ends, another famous face enters the restaurant and joins her for lunch. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One comedians hilarious take on teenagers will have parents cracking up. The funnyman, Dustin Nickerson, says what every parent has thought and experienced at one time or another. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin said about teenagers that will have the parents nodding right along as they laugh themselves silly. Parenting is not for the weak. Children will test you in every way imaginable, as every parent knows and understands. They will get on your nerves as they scream and cry endlessly. But at the end of the day, you would not trade those moments with your little one for anything. However, those little ones eventually grow up, and things change dramatically. They become teenagers, and everything you thought you knew about your child gets thrown out the window. Everything instantly becomes much more difficult when raising a teenager, often in ways you never thought about. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously shares some of his experiences as a father, mentioning some of what happens to them as teenagers. Every parent listening will easily be able to relate to most of what Dustin says. Teenagers, I love you. God bless you. Not real people yet, Dustin says. A teenager is not a human. That is a rough draft of a human. If you turned them in, it wouldnt be a failing grade. It would be incomplete; do you understand me? Its in process, its not done. He then mentions some of the odd ways in which teenagers change, including their smells and looks. The face? You look like a baby with a mustache, he says. Whats that look? The smell? You smell sour. Who smells sour? You smell like behind an Applebees. Do you have a grease trap in your pocket? Like, what? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Michael Jr. hilariously imagined Mary and Joseph praying after realizing they had lost Jesus. His take on the earthly parents of Jesus reaching out to God after losing their son will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Watch this short but hysterical clip to hear what Michael Jr. believes Mary and Joseph may have prayed after they learned Jesus was missing. We are all sinners and have fallen well short of Gods glory, as the Bible mentions. While we may be sinners and have openly defied God and His commands, Jesus Christ is the x-factor, the difference maker. He has changed everything, giving hope where there was none. He offers forgiveness and love to all who confess their sins and turn away from their old lives. The Bibles New Testament captures Christs ultimate, life-changing sacrifice, how He willingly went to the cross, suffering and dying in our place. But that isnt the only event the Bible details in Christs life on Earth. When he was 12 years old, while traveling with Mary and Joseph to Jerusalem, Jesus stayed behind in the city. Mary and Joseph werent aware that Jesus had done this for a day or so, as mentioned in Luke. Basically, they had lost Him. In a clip posted on social media, Michael Jr. imagines what Joseph and Mary might have sounded like when they prayed to God after realizing that Jesus was missing. You know the first thing they had to do was pray, he said. I wonder what that prayer must have sounded like. Joseph probably did the prayer. He was like, Oh God. Dear God, oh forgiving God. You remember that Messiah you gave us? You got another one somewhere, man? That was the only begotten Son? Ok, were going to find Him. Were going to find Him. Were going to find Him. How do you reach out to God and say that you have lost His one and only Son? That wouldnt have been a fun prayer to have to make. Luke 2:44-45 But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a days journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance. And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.

Comedian Don McMillian tested some new jokes that left the audience cracking up. He wanted to see how people would react to some of his latest material, and it went well. He got some pretty big laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Don tell a handful of hilariously funny jokes. While its rarely a fun way to go about things, often the best way to learn something is through trial and error. You do something, and if it doesnt go as expected, you figure out why and change it for the next time. As you can imagine, it can be a slow and painful process. But for someone, in some instances, trial and error is necessary. One type of person who uses the trial-and-error method is a comedian. They try a joke on stage, but if it doesnt get the laughs they thought it should have, they change something about it or move on to the next one and drop it altogether. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don tries out some new material on stage. He wants to see how the audience responds to his jokes, and it goes well. Basically, Dons new jokes are a series of dad jokes. But they are much better than the ones youve heard until now. Yes, he uses wordplay and puns in the punchlines, but these wont cause you to roll your eyes excessively. His first joke concerns the National Rifle Association. He asks whether they use bullet points when giving a presentation. Get it? Again, I told you they were dad jokes, but at least these are original and will make you laugh out loud. He also jokes about how a statistician concludes, based on the worlds population being an odd number, that there is not someone for everyone. He also includes a hilarious joke about how a dad says they do not tithe at church because they are non-denominational. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian shared a funny story about his wifes childhood birthday party. The funnyman Jonnie W. mentioned what his wife said about her birthday party that will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what his wife said, which will have you laughing yourself silly. Everyone says things that they immediately regret. Who hasnt been there and done that? If you say you havent, understand that everyone knows you arent being truthful. Sadly, once those words leave your mouth, its impossible to put them back inside. Its human nature to blurt out words carelessly. Thats why its always important to think about and consider our words before they exit our mouths. However, most of the time, when we regret saying things, its because our words hurt someone else. This can and does happen unintentionally and on purpose. Neither of them is really better than the other, especially if they end up with the same result: someone hurt. In both instances, we must apologize and try to improve next time. But what happens when we say something, without thinking, that makes us sound, for lack of a better word, dumb? Those statements cant be taken back either. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie shares a conversation with his wife in which she said something that made him do a double-take and question her statement. In the video, he shares how they talked about birthday parties and how she only had one as a child. It was when she was 8 years old, and it was E.T. themed, given that the movie was big then. The party came with everything E.T. you could think of and name cake, candles and party hats. She goes, E.T. came to my party! he recalled. I go, What! She goes, Yeah, but I found out later it was just some lady in a suit. He had an immediate response to her statement about E.T. I said, Say that last part again, he said. She said, No. She realized. I said, You mean to tell me, it wasnt even the real E.T.? Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Don Rickles hilariously played a frustrated shoe salesman on The Carol Burnett Show. The legendary comedian, best known for his insult comedy, appeared in a skit where he lobbed one insult after another at everyone. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Dons appearance in a classic sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Work is a must for nearly everyone, unless youre born into an incredibly wealthy family or are a trust-fund kind who wont have to worry about money. For the rest of the population, they must find a way to make a living, and working a 9-to-5 job is the most obvious way to accomplish that task. Yes, every job has its negatives, but most people are able to get beyond them because they need the paycheck at the end of the week. However, sometimes, frustrations about the job can become too much, and thats when its best to simply and quietly quit and find another place of employment. That is the route most people take, anyway. The less conventional and the one that should be avoided at all costs involves letting everyone you work with know what you really think and feel about them. Guess which route Don Rickles took in a Carol Burnett Show skit? In the skit, Don is a shoe salesman who has just about had it with his job. He is tired of the job, but especially the annoying, whiny and demanding customers. Don is also not particularly fond of his boss, who is played by Harvey Korman in the sketch. After being pushed too far, Don explodes, letting loose with a series of insults, directing them at the customers and his boss. The entire skit is absolutely hilarious, but the best part is how Harvey tries but fails miserably to keep it together as Don comes at him with one insult after another. It turns out that Tim Conway isnt the only one who could make Harvey burst out laughing in the middle of a skit. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

Comedian John Crists girlfriend asks him a trick question. The popular funnyman shared the question that his significant other asked him, which surely seemed like a trap. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what his girlfriend said to him and how he responded to this obviously trick question. Relationships are important and necessary. Human beings are not meant to be alone. We are made to have and establish meaningful connections with one another. How boring an existence would it be to go through this life completely and entirely alone? Even the quietest, most introverted person would hate going through life without anyone. However, while relationships are enriching and make life a richer, fuller experience, they can still be tricky to maneuver, especially romantic relationships. A certain level of care and sensitivity is necessary when it comes to romantic relationships. Most people do not want to intentionally hurt someone elses feelings, which can mean tiptoeing and handling some issues delicately. In a clip posted on YouTube, John shares a situation with his significant other that required him to be very careful in how he answered her question. I feel like my girlfriend is trying to trick me, OK, John told the audience. A lot of times she trying to trick me because she came in the other day on Instagram, and she goes, John, do you think this girl is hot? This question is an obvious trap, or at least it feels like one. Now, anyone who has ever been in a relationship knows the correct answer to that question. Even if the person she is asking about is attractive, you say something to the effect of Not as pretty as you. John took a similar approach, and hilariously, it still backfired on him. And I was like, No, he said. And she goes, Well, people think we look similar and now Im depressed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One comedians hilarious take on online dating will have you cracking up. He mentions how some ways to meet people are not made or even right for a large segment of the population. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the funnyman talk about the problems and drawbacks of online dating. No one wants to spend their life alone. We arent made to go through this existence by ourselves. We were designed for relationships and connections with other human beings. How boring and miserable would it be to go through this life completely alone? As the popular song from Three Dog Night says, one is the loneliest number. So, because we dont want to spend our existence on this Earth alone, we go through the process of finding someone. However, dating is much easier said than done. Someone who doesnt have much success can easily get discouraged, wondering whether they will ever find the one. Well, thanks to technological advancements, meeting people has become much easier than it was previously. But not all those options are for everyone, according to one comedian. In the video, Joe Devito mentions that he has attempted online dating and admits that it is not intended for him or anyone his age or older. I tried using the dating technology, he said. Again, its not for people my age. Its for millennials and so forth. And I laugh when people say, Well, you know, there are options for middle-aged people who want to meet online. Oh, OK, Ive seen the commercials for Our Time. Thats what they call it. Its the dating site for people over 50. Its Our Time. No, our time was 1998. This is not our, this is overtime. He then goes on to hilariously comment on how online dating profiles make it easy to try to deceive others. And as far as these profiles go, we need to pass some legislation about these pictures, he said. OK, some kind of time-date stamping. Write your congressman, because this is supposed to be a recent picture; I see the Hindenburg explosion in the background. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians hilarious farming song parody will have you cracking up. The funnyman, Jonnie W., uses his musical gifts to create this laugh-out-loud tune about the farming profession. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear his clever song about what a farm might say if it could talk. Farming is not an easy profession. Like every other job, it comes with ups and downs. There are good days and bad days. Some days, the farmer will love what they do; other days, they probably wish they did anything but farming. Joys and frustrations have accompanied every job ever. But unlike someone who works in an office, a farmer cannot always converse with their coworkers, especially if they are the only person farming their land. While the land will, over a period, respond to what a farm does to it, a farmer cannot get instant feedback from the land. But what if it could? What would the land say, and would it sing it instead? Thats precisely the thought behind Jonnies song parody about farming. The thing about farming is, like, you dont really know, really, whats working, he said. You have a bad season, your farm cant tell you what it needs, and because your farm cant talk to you. And I think if your farm could talk to you, it would go something like this. Jonnie then goes into his song in which the farm tells the farmer what it needs. You water every day, and you never forget to plow You tell me that youll feed me, still my leaves are turning brown with decay Oh, Im feeling kind of edgy, you killed all the veggies now Its a shame, and its too late to fertilize If Jonnies song sounds familiar, its a parody of OneRepublics Apologize. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian nailed how people in the Midwest speak with his hilarious and helpful guide. The funnyman will have you laughing from beginning to end as he shares some insight into how people in the middle of the United States speak and act. Watch the short clip to hear his spot-on and hysterical look at how Midwesterners speak, act and respond in different situations. The United States of America is a massive country that spans from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean, from east to west. Canada borders the USA to the north, while Mexico rests along the southern border. Throughout the country, there are several different climates and landscapes. Within the countrys borders are mountains, beaches, plains and desertssomething for every taste and preference. In addition to the diverse landscapes and climates, people act and speak differently depending on where they live in the country. For instance, a conversation involving people from Massachusetts, Georgia and California will include several accents and vernaculars. Those differences are also present and visible in the middle of the United States, commonly called the Midwest. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian hilariously and expertly breaks down and explains how Midwesterners speak and act, making it most helpful for anyone planning a visit to Indiana, Ohio or Illinois. He starts the video by explaining how people in the middle of the country talk about the weather. As he explains, Midwesterners always defend and somewhat make excuses for whatever weather were currently experiencing. His examples are 100 percent spot-on and are commonly said by people who live there. Spend any time in those flyover states and youll hear all of them, depending on the weather, of course. However, his best and most accurate statements about the Midwest concern the Midwest Goodbye. Midwesterners are humble and extremely polite, so saying goodbye requires some time, at least 30 minutes or so. We want to make sure to tell everyone goodbye because Heaven forbid, we leave someone out and inadvertently hurt their feelings. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A hysterical skit pokes fun at men who complain about their wives. As the sketch makes clear, their arguments and gripes with their better halves may not be as valid as they believe. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what these husbands are so upset about with their wives, and how they both undercut the complaints they have about their wives. Humans are not supposed to live by themselves. How boring and miserable of an existence would that be? That would be downright awful. The fact is that we are all made to interact with one another, to establish and maintain connections and develop relationships. While relationships and connections with fellow human beings are necessary and healthy, they are not always easy. Dont believe me? Ask someone who is married, and they will tell you Im 100 percent correct. People have different points of view, which can and do lead to disagreements and arguments, especially when it comes to husbands and wives. A hilarious clip posted on YouTube shows two husbands who have issues with their wives behavior and actions, which they voice to one another. Neither of them can understand why their better halves do this or that. Its so aggravating and grates on their nerves to no end. But, like most humans, they cannot see how similar their actions are to what they are complaining about. Some would call this behavior hypocrisy, and theyd be exactly right. The skit begins with the two guys working on a truck. Seconds into the skit, they start complaining about their wives making constant, unnecessary purchases, and then how that item she just bought sits around unused. In the very next breath, they mention how every guy needs an extra truck just sitting in their driveway. This isnt the only hysterical example of their hypocrisy. It is on full display throughout the short clip. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Tim Hawkins jokes about the awkward spot his church put hand sanitizers. The popular funnyman made a hilarious observation regarding the placement of hand sanitizing stations at his home church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Tim discovered and how it is likely not the message the church wants to be sending. Visiting a church for the first time can be daunting and overwhelming. Even for people who have grown up in the church, visiting another one for the first time can and does give many people a lot of anxiety. Thats why its always a good idea to approach new people cautiously, not immediately hover and crowd around them. Give people a chance to breathe and get acclimated to their surroundings before bombarding them with handshakes and hugs. However, you also want to be welcoming and friendly and not come off as cold and uncaring. So, a delicate balance must be struck in these types of situations. That is likely part of the reason why many churches have greeters a smiling face and a handshake as you enter the house of worship. However, as Tim points out in a hilarious clip posted on social media, even this simple interaction can go wrong. My church, they have these two hand sanitizer stations right by the front-door greeters, he said. That is not a good message. He then acts out a scenario in which a church greeter welcomes a new family as they enter the church. During the conversation and as the greeter learns more about the new family, the greeter covers themselves in more and more hand sanitizer. Their words sound welcoming and friendly, but the greeters actions say something else. So, you can see why putting a hand sanitizing station by church greeters might send a wrong and unintended message to members of the congregation. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.