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Jeff Allens hilarious take on hot dogs is comedy gold. The funnyman shared his thoughts on the popular food items and the people who eat them. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to Jeffs thoughts about hot dogs. Everyone loves to eat. Anyone who doesnt is either a liar or insane. Is there anything better than getting our fill of delicious, mouth-watering food? The only thing that might come close to reaching that level of consuming a delectable meal is getting an afternoon nap on the weekend. That is the life! While most people absolutelylove eating, the food we choose to eat isnt always the best for us. Of course, fast food and sweets are two things everyone loves, but they are not the healthiest of choices. The trick is to indulge in and enjoy these guilty pleasures occasionally, but not overdo it. Everything in moderation, or at least that was what we used to be told. One food that isnt the healthiest in the world but is still loved by many is hot dogs. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff explains why his wife chooses to stay away from those beloved favorites and how her reasoning does not impact him at all. My poor wife hasnt had a hot dog since 1987 because of a 60 Minutes expose that said they have rat hair in them, he said. So what, you cant see them. Hilariously, it sounds like Jeff has not been deterred by that possibility at all. Like many other people, he will continue eating hot dogs regardless of what may be in those tasty, but still somewhat mystifying treats that are best enjoyed with ketchup (My apologies to everyone who lives in Chicago!). If youre eating a hot dog because you think its good for you, youre a moron, Jeff added. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This classic Carol Burnett Show skit proves glamour has never been so funny. The legendary comedian hilariously demonstrates the lengths some women are willing to go to ensure they look their best. Watch the short and hilarious clip to see how far Carol was willing to go so as not to mess up her hair. Many people are extremely vain and overly concerned about their looks. Popular social media platforms like Instagram and Facebook have helped prove this and arguably have made individuals even more vain. Look at the number of pictures people post. They only post those photos that make them look their best, usually ones taken at certain angles and in particular lighting. However, some people can and do take this to the extreme, putting themselves in pain to look their best. People will go on crazy, insane diets and actually have medical professionals inject them with chemicals because they think it makes them look a little better. Why? Im not quite sure either, but vanity is a big part of it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol doesnt go to those extremes but shows what shes willing to do to look her best for others. She is overly concerned about her hair and does not want it to become messy. So, she and Harvey Korman, who plays her husband, put themselves in some pretty ridiculous situations as they both try to protect Carols hairdo for the big wedding the next day. As expected, things do not go as planned for Carol and Harvey. Carol ends up unconscious on the floor, with her faithful husband asleep right next to her. They both bring a whole new meaning to the phrase pain is beauty. Carol and Harvey prove again that they are comedic legends, able to bring entire audiences to uncontrollable fits of laughter. Proverbs 31:30 Fair looks are a deceit, and a beautiful form is of no value; but a woman who has the fear of the Lord is to be praised.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shared how doctor visits change after turning 40. The popular funnyman mentions that those visits to medical professionals have changed rather dramatically. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate tell Jimmy Fallon how doctor visits after turning 40 have become even less enjoyable. No one enjoys going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and told everything that is wrong with you? On top of that, you then have to pay them a pretty penny for that horrible, potentially mentally and physically scarring experience. Your doctor might be the kindest, most personable and warmest person in the world, but you still dont look forward to seeing them. The only thing worse than a doctors visit is a trip to the DMV or your local Walmart. Those are three of the unhappiest, most miserable places on Earth, and its not even close. But dont worry, as Nate hysterically shared, those dreaded doctor visits only get much, much worse after you turn 40. In a clip posted on YouTube, he mentioned how, before turning the big 4-0, going to the doctor is a breeze, a piece of cake. Youre in and out, with minimal questions from the doctor. However, after reaching and surpassing that marker, the questions from the medical professional increase and become a lot more invasive. And then you pass 40, and the doctors like, You mind shutting that door behind you? he said. Hes like, Id lock it. Were about to get after it. And it was the first time Ive ever been talked to old. And it was just me and him, and he goes, Do you pee a lot at night? And I was like, Did my dad just walk in the room? Like, hold old I never peed at night in my life. Later in the clip, Nate added that the doctors questions have ruined him forever. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shared how doctor visits change after turning 40. The popular funnyman mentions that those visits to medical professionals have changed rather dramatically. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate tell Jimmy Fallon how doctor visits after turning 40 have become even less enjoyable. No one enjoys going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and told everything that is wrong with you? On top of that, you then have to pay them a pretty penny for that horrible, potentially mentally and physically scarring experience. Your doctor might be the kindest, most personable and warmest person in the world, but you still dont look forward to seeing them. The only thing worse than a doctors visit is a trip to the DMV or your local Walmart. Those are three of the unhappiest, most miserable places on Earth, and its not even close. But dont worry, as Nate hysterically shared, those dreaded doctor visits only get much, much worse after you turn 40. In a clip posted on YouTube, he mentioned how, before turning the big 4-0, going to the doctor is a breeze, a piece of cake. Youre in and out, with minimal questions from the doctor. However, after reaching and surpassing that marker, the questions from the medical professional increase and become a lot more invasive. And then you pass 40, and the doctors like, You mind shutting that door behind you? he said. Hes like, Id lock it. Were about to get after it. And it was the first time Ive ever been talked to old. And it was just me and him, and he goes, Do you pee a lot at night? And I was like, Did my dad just walk in the room? Like, hold old I never peed at night in my life. Later in the clip, Nate added that the doctors questions have ruined him forever. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Tim Hawkins revealed the lightbulb moment that changed his outlook on comedy. The popular Christian comedian said one simple, straightforward piece of advice completely changed his approach to comedy. Watch the short clip to hear Tim say what caused him to view comedy in a completely different way. Many people aspire to careers in comedy, especially stand-up comedy. Unfortunately, out of the many who have this as their goal, only a fraction are able to do it. Of course, thats because there are only so many stages and audiences willing to shell out good, hard-earned money, and too many aspiring comedians. Thats why, in order to get noticed and develop a fanbase, comedians must have a unique point of view. Naturally, from this point of view and how they look at the world, their comedy will come. Also, hopefully, their comedy and jokes are relatable, which goes a long way with audiences, too. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, during a discussion with fellow comedian Yakov Smirnoff, shared the piece of advice which helped him immensely. It changed how he wrote, looked at and approached comedy. One of the truths about comedy is when you first start, youre trying to write funny, Tim said. And thats a mistake. The thing is, you write passion. That changed my whole thing. You write what youre passionate about. What are you angry about? What frustrates you? What are you happy about? What do you love? Thats simple but truly excellent advice. It resembles the popular old saying, Write what you know. If something angers you or makes you happy, the writing and the comedy will feel more authentic, and odds are that others will feel similarly, and people will connect and relate to that. Later in the clip, Tim revealed where and from whom he received this simple but powerful advice, which helped change his comedy career. James 1:5 But if any man among you is without wisdom, let him make his request to God, who gives freely to all without an unkind word, and it will be given to him.

Jim Gaffigan has some thoughts on unicycles, and they're hysterical. The funnyman shared his thoroughly hilarious observations about unicycles and pogo sticks, much to the audience's delight. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to Jim Gaffigan's thoughts on unicycles. Traveling, like going to work, is something we all have to do. Also, like work, traveling is usually not something we do willingly, but is more often done out of obligation and requirement. Sure, there are instances where travel is enjoyable, but those cases are typically few and far between, especially if you're flying or on a long family road trip. Even though travel is not the most exciting or fun-filled thing humans do, a lot of that enjoyment, or lack thereof, comes from how we choose to travel. Again, flying is usually horrible because of all the security and restrictions that come with it. Sadly, for many destinations, that is the only way to travel. However, the options are greater when it comes to going somewhere where a large body of water isn't in the way. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim discusses one of these methods. It's one that many of us forget and often overlook. Jim shares his thoughts on unicycles and pogo sticks. From his hilarious comments, it's clear he's not big on unicycles or those who choose to ride them. Is there any bigger attention grab than riding a unicycle? he asked. I guess a pogo stick, right? What was the pitch for the pogo stick? It's a stick you can jump on twice and then fall on your face!' Later, he mentions how people on unicycles act as they pass you on their unique form of travel. But unicyclists, they act like they don't want the attention, he added. They always have that super casual look on their face, but their legs are so frantic. Hilariously, he then mimics someone on a unicycle trying to converse with someone. Isaiah 6:8 And I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, 'Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?' Then I said, 'Here am I; send me.'

A comedian made a discovery at Chick-fil-A, and it's absolutely hilarious. The popular funnyman, Jonnie W., shows that you really do learn something new every day. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear about Jonnie's odd discovery at the well-liked fast-food chicken chain. While often delicious, fast food is not, if ever, the best choice of cuisine. Sure, it's convenient, allowing people to grab dinner on their way home quickly, but fast and easy does not equal nutritious and healthy. In fact, that is rarely the case, but Americans want everything right now. And again, who doesn't love a McDonald's Big Mac or a Whopper from Burger King every now and then? Of course, if you're going to talk about fast food, it's nearly impossible to do so without mentioning Chick-fil-A. It's one of America's most popular fast-food chains, with drive-thru lines consistently wrapping around the building as people wait for their chicken. People love their chicken! In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie shared that he learned Chick-fil-A doesn't include cheap plastic toys in its kids' meals. Instead, the fast-food chain gives the kids something very different, which they can easily discard and trade in for something else. The kids' meal at Chick-fil-A comes with, like, a prize, he said. Now, the prize when I was a kid, you get your Happy Meal. Look, it's the standard. You get your cheeseburger, small fries, your little, small drink and a little plastic toy you can pop right in your mouth. Start choking right away. Beautiful. That's childhood. But Chick-fil-A gives away books. It's a series of books. Hilariously, Jonnie says that while the cashier gave the child his book, she offered him the opportunity to trade it in for an ice cream cone. As Jonnie says in the clip, what youngster is passing that up? First of all, what kid is not taking that deal? he asked. And second of all, no wonder why the Chinese are beating us, OK? We're trading books for ice cream! And I'm not saying Chick-fil-A is anti-literacy. I'm just saying, draw your own conclusions. Their own cow mascot can't spell properly. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

There are signs everywhere you look and walk, and John Crist is over them. The popular funnyman shares that he is completely done with all the signage. Watch the short and hysterical clip to see John mention his hatred of all the signage in society and why most of it is entirely unnecessary. It's always a good idea to read, regardless of age or stage in life. Reading, after all, is fundamental. Carefully reading the written word is how we obtain knowledge, facts and figures. If we didn't read and simply disregarded information, society would be much worse off, considerably dumber and more ignorant. Reading can and does also keep us safe and away from harm, especially when the words warn people about a potentially dangerous situation. Walk or drive down the road, and you'll see several signs warning you to exercise caution or to avoid this or that situation. But when do the signs become too much? When should people be able to use some common sense? In a clip posted on YouTube, John Crist shares why we, as a society, have reached that line of too many signs. He adds that we really don't need signs for every roadway, curb and gorilla enclosure. He hilariously adds that common sense should be used at some point. Have you ever been outside? he said. Everywhere you go, there's a sign because people are just on the verge of death, everywhere. No running. No walking. Here's a curb, step up! Ok! Because there used to be no sign. People are tripping, dying. We gotta get a sign on the curb! People are dying! How did we even cross intersections before? Later in the clip, John mentions that one common sign is unnecessary. Everywhere you go outside, everywhere, there's a sign, he added. You ever seen this sign? 'Slippery when wet. Slippery when wet.' Who hasn't pieced this together yet? Wet stuff, I'm sorry, wet stuff is slippery. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatzes awkward breakfast moment will have you laughing out loud. The popular funnyman was trying to enjoy the most important meal of the day when something unexpected happened. Watch the short and hysterical clip to listen to Nate discuss what occurred and how he responded. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, at least thats what is constantly said. In addition to being the meal with the most importance placed on it, Id also guess that its probably the most skipped meal of the day. Its easy, especially if skipping it means a few more minutes of sleep. But if someone foregoes breakfast, they will miss out on some of the most delicious, mouth-watering food imaginable. Pancakes, waffles, fruit, cereal, oatmeal, muffins, eggs, sausage, bacon it does not get any better. Anyone who says otherwise is simply wrong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate was attempting to enjoy breakfast when that came to a shrieking and pretty hilarious stop. In the video, Nate explains that he and his family stayed at a hotel and he was enjoying the continental breakfast. He was in line, patiently waiting, when the person in front of him did something unexpectedly hilarious. I go down to breakfast, he said. They have the breakfast buffet. So, were all going through it. This little girls in front of me, and she has waffles. So, they, she gets a waffle and theres a coffee pots worth of syrup sitting on a plate. So, its like you pour it, then you leave it back on the plate, and then you go and eat your breakfast. So, she gets the syrup, and she just takes it to her table. Nate saw the little girl walk away with the syrup that was supposed to be for everyone, which put him in an awkward position when several people, including hotel staff, came by looking for it. And I know where its at, but Im not trying to get involved, you know? he said. I didnt wake up and just think, I hope I get to talk to everybody this morning. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian has instructed husbands on what to do when wives say this phrase. Funnyman Jeff Allen is passing along the helpful and hilarious marriage advice during this uncomfortable and awkward situation. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what husbands should do and say when their wives utter this statement. Marriage is not easy. In fact, its often quite challenging, but anything worthwhile in this life is typically not easy. Marriage requires both parties to put in time, work and an incredible amount of effort. Also, there must be 100 percent commitment from both, or the relationship will not last. Difficulties and challenges will arise in every marriage. Thats a simple fact, and there is no getting around it. Disagreements and arguments are part of every relationship, and that certainly includes a marriage. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian offers up some hilarious marital advice to husbands for whenever their wives state this often-heard phrase. The clip begins with him and his wife having dinner, and the mood is a little tense, to say the least. After her unexpected move when he asks her for a knife, Jeff quickly surmises that something is troubling his better half. So, I ask, Something on your mind? Jeff asked his wife. She says, Im fat! Theres not a man in this room knows you cant respond to that. A twitch of the eye will get you killed at this point. If youre a newlywed, trust me, if your wife ever says shes fat, you become mannequin man. Hilariously, Jeff then does his best impression of a mannequinsomeone who sits completely still, with absolutely no expression and who does not move a muscle. You dont move a muscle, he said. You certainly dont say anything. Just let her finish her thought, take the knife out of the wall, butter the waffle. Genesis 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall join to his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

John Crist provided his hysterical take on kids named after biblical figures. The popular funnyman mentioned why people rarely, if ever, live up to their biblical namesakes. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John explain why naming kids after biblical figures may not be the best idea. Being a parent is one of the biggest and best blessings anyone can ever receive. Adding a little one into your heart and household will forever change your life for the better in every possible way. There is simply nothing like raising a little one, and all the joy and love that comes with them. However, before that little one ever enters your home, something big and important happens to them. The parents give their new bundle of joy a name. Typically, this is something Mom and Dad have given much thought to, considering it will be with them for the rest of their lives. A lot of times, parents will turn to the Bible for help when searching for names for their newborn. A clip posted on YouTube explains why this is not always a good idea. In the video, John says that people rarely imitate and carry on the legacy of their namesakes, especially when that person was a towering, godly figure in the Bible. When it comes to people who have failed to live up to their biblical namesakes, he hilariously includes himself in that category. This is a true story, he said. I asked, Whyd you name me John? They said, We named you after John the Baptist. I go, Me? I dont think Im doing a very good job. John the Baptist, dude, this guy baptized Christ. Was martyred for his faith. I used a coupon at Wendys yesterday. Hilariously, he added that his nephew is named Malachi, who was also a biblical figure, and the similarities between the two are lacking. Malachi in the Bible, this man was a warrior, prophet, strong, he said. My nephew Malachi - extreme peanut allergy. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist hysterically calls out overdramatic biblical comparisons. The popular funnyman roasts people who state how their problems and situations are like those experienced by biblical figures who were persecuted, imprisoned and murdered. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John shine a light on people who tend to exaggerate their problems. No ones life is perfect; most are likely far from it. We live in a fallen, broken and hurting world that has been destroyed and ruined by sin. Because of sins pervasive presence in our world, we all have problems and daily struggles some much bigger than others. Unfortunately, we will all experience deep, dark and painful valleys. However, for the most part, people in the United States of America are incredibly blessed, especially considering what some people in other countries face and experience. That is also true when it comes to what many people in the Bible faced, particularly those who were imprisoned, persecuted and even killed for their faith. Its doubtful well ever be treated like Paul, Job or Joseph. Despite that, people will still compare their problems to those of biblical figures who suffered greatly. In a clip posted on YouTube, John calls out people who believe, for whatever reason, that their typical, everyday issues can in any way be compared to those of people in the Bible. He specifically mentions his sister, her complaint about her coffee order and her cringeworthy comparison to Job. Please, like, read the Bible for inspiration and encouragement, he said. Like, let it guide your life, absolutely. But dont, just dont compare yourself to people in the Bible because were not like them, Ok? Its different, Ok? He adds how his sister reacted when her coffee order was messed up. My sister was like, John, you would not believe this. I went to Starbucks the other day, and my order was wrong, and I didnt realize it until I got to the office. Now, I just know, I understand what Job was going through. Later in the clip, he points out how his sister chose an odd Bible verse to display in her brand-new, custom-built home. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has a hilarious, side-splitting reason why he loves mowing the lawn. The popular funnyman shared why cutting his grass is so calming and almost therapeutic for him. Watch the shot and hysterical clip to listen to Tim discuss why mowing the lawn is one of his favorite activities. Generally speaking, yard work is not a very enviable or desirable task on many peoples to-do lists. Yes, its one of those things that has to be done, like many other things that adults have to do. Yard work is done more so out of necessity and obligation, and not so much out of a want to or for enjoyment. However, while raking leaves or pruning the bushes isnt anyones idea of fun, there is something different about mowing the lawn. Many are likely to say that if they have to do work in the yard, they would rather have it be mowing the grass than almost anything else. Why? Well, its an opportunity to get away from everything and everyone for a few hours, depending on the size of your yard. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hilariously explains his love for mowing the grass and how he believes it to be better than therapy. He adds how it allows him to get rid of and work out some of his frustration and anger. We got about three acres where I live, you know? he said. And I got this, its called a Bad Boy Riding Lawnmower. Its awesome. Its zero-turn radius, 60-inch deck, triple-blade, liquid-cooled. It runs over everything. I run over tree stumps and fire hydrants. I dont spank my kids, but I dont move their toys in the yard when Im mowing, he added. You know what Im talking about? Thats therapy for a dad. Later in the clip, he imagines a hilarious scenario in which one of his children asks if he saw a toy he ran over in the yard. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Kevin James hysterically recapped what his doctor told him. The popular comedian and actor shared the diagnosis he received at the doctors office, and it will keep you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear what Kevin had to say about the diagnosis he received from the doctor. Going to the doctors office is rarely, if ever, a fun time. Sure, your doctor may be a fun, outgoing person who provides excellent care and attention to your specific medical needs. Regardless of how good a person they are, a trip to the doctors office is never something anyone looks forward to with anticipation. Often, dread and anxiety are what we feel ahead of every doctors appointment. Those visits typically end with the physician informing us of any problems or issues they see and what we need to do to improve our healththe things everyone is dying to hear. Oh, and after receiving that depressing news and getting a mini lecture, we have to pay them handsomely for the visit. Is it really any wonder why people hate going to the doctor? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kevin mentions a trip to the doctors office, during which he was given a medical diagnosiskind of. Even after sharing his diagnosis with the audience, he still wasnt sure if he had a problem or not. Went to the doctor to get checked out, he said. He said everything looks really good. He goes, I do want to let you know, though, you are pre-diabetic. And I was like, Huh? Alright, who isnt, right? I mean, come on. Why would you even tell me that? Kevin then asked the doctor some follow-up questions, specifically if he has diabetes. The doctor answered, No. He then goes on a hilarious rant in which he correctly points out that we are all pre-dead. Were not dead yet, but we could and will be dead at some point. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be laughing, and cries will come from your lips.

Jim Gaffigans bit about an awkward gift from his wife is comedy gold. The popular funnyman shared what happened after his better half gave him a strange present, and what he says will leave you doubled over with laughter. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear Jim Gaffigan discuss the unexpected gift his wife gave him. Everyone loves getting presents. This is a universal thing, something enjoyed by all. Yes, giving them and then sitting back and watching the other person light up when they open it is also good. But lets be honest, receiving gifts isnt half bad either. However, receiving gifts is not always the best, most enjoyable experience. Its been said that its not the gift that counts but the thought behind it that matters most. So, what is the thought behind someone gifting another person some deodorant, soap, shampoo or makeup? We all have a pretty good idea of what the giver is trying to say with those gifts. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim received a similar gift from his wife. He shares that his wife purchased a scale for him. Yes, hilariously enough, his better half gifted him something to weigh himself. I didnt ask for it, he said. She gave it to me as a gift. I could never do something like that. Happy birthday, honey. I bought you a scale and some makeup. Just looking out for you, sweetie. Later in the clip, Jim shares how this wasnt just any scale but one that also came with an app because everything has to have an app today. Its a high-tech scale, he added. It comes with an app, so the government can know how overweight I am. I dont know why theres an app. Maybe so I can be the victim of ransomware? Pay up or were telling everyone how fat you are! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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