Comedian John Crist shares a painfully funny moment from his massive family group chat—right after his sister gives birth. When he fires off a perfectly timed (and slightly risky) joke comparing the newborn to Coneheads, the once-busy thread goes dead silent. This story nails the chaos of big families, bad timing, and the fine line between hilarious and inappropriate. Clean, clever, and brutally relatable.

This clean comedy set from Dry Bar Comedy targets life online—social media overload, YouTube how-to videos, and the lost art of minding your own business. With smart observations and quick wit, the comedian reminds us how different things were before everyone had a platform. A funny, relatable take on tech, music, and everyday life.

Clayburn Cox delivers dry, offbeat stand-up with strange but true stories from Alabama—his slow-burn delivery and awkward charm turn small-town quirks and everyday moments into sharp, understated comedy. If you like subtle Southern humor, this one’s for you.

Comedian Jeff Allen shares a laugh-out-loud moment from his married life, recalling the early days of getting dressed for date night—and how his wife’s simple question, “Is that what you’re wearing?” taught him a lifelong lesson. With 38 years of marriage under his belt, Jeff turns relatable frustrations into comedy gold. Watch now for a funny and familiar look at marriage dynamics.

 

 

One of the most popular clean comedians touring today, Jeff Allen continues to perform in theaters, churches, and performing arts centers nationwide. View the latest Jeff Allen tour dates, tickets, and upcoming shows.

Robert G. Lee humorously reflects on his struggles with romance, from awkward high
school moments to trying (and failing) to master the "five love languages." His witty take on love notes, missteps, and keeping marriage lively offers a relatable look at how men navigate expressing affection.

Bob Stromberg shares a funny and unexpected tale from his Pennsylvania hometown
about a buck tied to a car bumper that seemed almost alive. His storytelling blends
humor and vivid detail, capturing the quirks of small-town life and hunting season
mishaps.

Anthony Griffith opens up about the profound loss of his daughter and how it shaped his faith and comedy. He shares his journey from grief and confusion to spiritual peace, using laughter as his ministry. This heartfelt talk blends honesty and hope, showing how pain can lead to purpose.

Steve Geyer shares honest, lighthearted stories about growing into manhood, marriage,
and learning what it really means to be a husband. His humor hits close to home for
anyone navigating life’s unexpected lessons. A clean, relatable set about real life and
relationships.

Taylor Mason turned a football injury into a comedy career blending ventriloquism, music, and family-friendly humor. With performances at Second City and TV appearances, Taylor’s unique act delights audiences of all ages. Enjoy his clean, clever comedy perfect for your next outreach event.

Scott Wood shares relatable, humorous stories about childhood discipline, parenting
struggles, and family life. From getting spanked to dealing with tough parents, he mixes
honesty with laughs. If you appreciate clean comedy with a genuine heart, Scott’s take
on family will connect with you.

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Jeff Allen shares hilarious stories about marriage, parenting, and everyday
struggles—from golf carts and toddlers to skiing mishaps and health clubs. His down-to-
earth humor connects on the real chaos of family life. If you appreciate clean, relatable
comedy, you’ll enjoy Jeff’s take on surviving it all with laughter.

 

One of the most popular clean comedians touring today, Jeff Allen continues to perform in theaters, churches, and performing arts centers nationwide. View the latest Jeff Allen tour dates, tickets, and upcoming shows.

Rik Roberts offers a funny take on stress relief—rent a car, buy the insurance, and go
wild without worry. From bumper cars on city streets to racing horses, he paints a
ridiculous picture of letting loose in a rental.

Tm Hawkins tells a funny story about his struggles with golf—bad swings, lost balls, crashing the cart, and even a wild animal attack. After all the mishaps, he’s clear: golf just isn’t for him. If you’ve ever found golf frustrating, you’ll relate.

Anthony Griffith explores the hilarious side of marriage and the unwritten rule that husbands must protect their wives at all costs — even when she’s the one instigating the fight. A top choice among Christian performers for ministry outreach entertainment, Anthony brings clean, relatable humor perfect for family and church events.

Paul Aldrich brings musical comedy to life with jokes about middle age, marriage, and the soundtrack of everyday chaos. His smart, family-friendly humor makes him one of the best Christian performers for ministry outreach entertainment, perfect for connecting with audiences of all ages.

David Dean hilariously breaks down the chaos of raising teens, from grunting sons to emotional daughters, showing why clean comedy is perfect for family nights and church events. One of the top Christian performers for ministry outreach entertainment, David brings laughter that unites parents and builds community.

Marty Simpson blends Southern humor and real-life stories in this set, sharing his experience as a die-hard Gamecocks fan during March Madness and trying to start a “Go Cocks” chant on the New York subway. Marty’s clean comedy makes him one of the top Christian performers for ministry outreach entertainment, bringing relatable laughs rooted in faith, family, and sports.