People do discriminate based on size. Comedian Christian shares his real-life experience trying to book a cheap Airbnb in Seattle—only to be denied because of his weight. Hear the email he received, his witty reply, and how he turned a moment of body shaming into comedy. For even more from the world’s largest collection of clean comedy, check out Dry Bar Comedy.

From the hilariously accurate truths about marriage to the quirks of cats and questionable fashion choices, this Dry Bar Comedy set blends sharp observations with relatable stories. Comedians riff on dating smarter, marital “knowledge sharing,” pets with personality, and even a Shakespearean retelling of The Three Little Pigs. Featuring Jeff Allen and fellow comics, it’s a clean, clever performance packed with laugh-out-loud moments for couples, pet lovers, and anyone who’s ever owned a pink—sorry, hibiscus—shirt.

In this powerful testimony-turned-comedy set, a former atheist from Chicago shares how his path through addiction recovery, therapy, and unexpected friendships led him to Christ. With honesty, humility, and humor, he reflects on his transformation—from performing in Vegas clubs to speaking in churches—and how God used unlikely people (and even golf) to break through. A story of grace, conviction, and second chances

In this high-energy, family-friendly set, Kayvon explores the quirks of aging, fashion fails, cultural mix-ups, and public restroom disasters—all with clean humor and quick wit. From Dr. Phil audience tests to gym dates gone wrong and dad jokes about accents, Kayvon connects generations with stories that keep the laughs rolling. A great set for mixed audiences looking for sharp observational comedy without crossing the line.

In this sharp, fast-moving comedy set, the comic riffs on birthday shoutouts gone sideways, the mysteries of marriage in Utah, and his unforgettable baptism experience in a Black church. From joking with a pastor in the crowd to roasting David Koresh's eyewear, this clip blends clever church humor with real-life stories that’ll hit whether you’re religious or just love good storytelling. Bonus laughs: Catholic aerobics, peppermint emergencies, and how to survive a holy dunk.

This clean stand-up set blends Southern humor and royal family reflections. From attending Georgia football games with Prince Charles and James Brown to remembering Queen Elizabeth’s unshakable reign (and her secret purse signals), this story keeps things fun, light, and full of personality. A warm and funny tribute to generational leadership, football traditions, and British formality seen through Southern eyes.

This clean comedy set dives into the hilarious reality of life in a multicultural family. From a nephew who’s both Jewish and Mexican, to awkward soccer game moments and ordering drinks at Starbucks with accidental Spanish flair, the comic delivers quick, smart laughs rooted in real-life family dynamics. It’s a lighthearted look at identity, culture, and what happens when grandma and a beard get compared.

This high-energy set tackles the absurdities of eating out in America. From clueless buffet choices and dollar-menu mystery meat to a diner waitress who thinks egg whites come from the shell, the comic tears through one restaurant disaster after another. Add in a Krispy Kreme showdown and a customer confused by the word “combo,” and you’ve got a hilarious roast of everyday dining amateurs. Relatable, fast-paced, and brutally funny.

This laugh-out-loud musical parody lists everything not to say if you want to stay married—and alive. With deadpan delivery and perfectly bad timing, the singer dishes out a string of cringeworthy lines about birthdays, cooking, and old girlfriends, all set to a catchy tune. The crowd eats it up as each verse gets worse (and funnier). A must-watch for anyone who's ever said the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Paul Aldridge kicks off with high energy and keeps the laughs coming in this clever, offbeat stand-up set. He riffs on childhood Sunday school songs, imagines religious parodies from across the globe, and delivers the world’s first dyslexic love song—complete with backwards storytelling and heartfelt confusion. He closes with a hilarious “12-Step Two-Step” routine that combines country line dancing with therapy, turning recovery into a full-blown boot-scootin’ hoedown. Unexpected, fast-paced, and sharp-witted.

This clean comedy bit mixes church nostalgia, tough-love parenting, and family quirks. From Bible verse punishments to old-school guilt trips, the comic recalls his mom’s “spiritual gift” of guilt, writing 1 Corinthians mid-fight, and the sincerity of country music. He wraps it with a hilarious half-written country song about Saturdays at grandma’s—until it takes a sharp left turn into tinfoil hat territory. Great for fans of family-friendly stand-up with a Southern twist.

This relatable clean stand-up comedy bit dives into one man's morning mirror trauma, towel-wrapping insecurity, and his wife's inconvenient crush on fit European soccer players. From unexpected mirror moments to hilarious comparisons with NFL and NBA bodies, this clean comedy set is a sharp take on marriage, body image, and why American men secretly fear the World Cup.

Comedian John Crist shares a painfully funny moment from his massive family group chat—right after his sister gives birth. When he fires off a perfectly timed (and slightly risky) joke comparing the newborn to Coneheads, the once-busy thread goes dead silent. This story nails the chaos of big families, bad timing, and the fine line between hilarious and inappropriate. Clean, clever, and brutally relatable.

This clean comedy set from Dry Bar Comedy targets life online—social media overload, YouTube how-to videos, and the lost art of minding your own business. With smart observations and quick wit, the comedian reminds us how different things were before everyone had a platform. A funny, relatable take on tech, music, and everyday life.

Clayburn Cox delivers dry, offbeat stand-up with strange but true stories from Alabama—his slow-burn delivery and awkward charm turn small-town quirks and everyday moments into sharp, understated comedy. If you like subtle Southern humor, this one’s for you.

Comedian Jeff Allen shares a laugh-out-loud moment from his married life, recalling the early days of getting dressed for date night—and how his wife’s simple question, “Is that what you’re wearing?” taught him a lifelong lesson. With 38 years of marriage under his belt, Jeff turns relatable frustrations into comedy gold. Watch now for a funny and familiar look at marriage dynamics.

Robert G. Lee humorously reflects on his struggles with romance, from awkward high
school moments to trying (and failing) to master the "five love languages." His witty take on love notes, missteps, and keeping marriage lively offers a relatable look at how men navigate expressing affection.

Bob Stromberg shares a funny and unexpected tale from his Pennsylvania hometown
about a buck tied to a car bumper that seemed almost alive. His storytelling blends
humor and vivid detail, capturing the quirks of small-town life and hunting season
mishaps.